Marmite would also be banned if it's because it throws off the sniffer dogs

I prefer Marmite for its consistency. Marmite is sticky and goopy, Vegemite is kinda waxy.

I've never set foot in either Europe or Australia, but I liked both Marmite and Vegemite the first time I tried them.

I had the privileged to sample both at a friends house and both were ... uh, interesting on buttered bread.

Haha, no, my +1 was not because I agree with the statement, I just appreciated the wording.