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points by iExploder 1 day ago | 0 comments
> All metrics are up.

Kindly enumerate the metrics.

"All metrics is up" is a message The Communist Party approves wholeheartedly. 5 year plan delivered in 1 year, give this comrade a medal! anyone?

[–] 0xy 1 day ago
Sure. Number of rollbacks, number of incidents, Jira velocity, adherence to roadmaps, tickets completed, PRs merged, PR review time.
[–] iExploder 1 day ago
Thanks, number of incidents and rollbacks is interesting, whats the field, how many customers?

PRs merged and reviewed is a bit of a joke :)